A Histroy In 3rd Person

Kristen Curtis knew she was destined for a life of awesome after having won a Scrabble Tournament in 6th grade. It didn’t end there… She went on to win other things: A baguette eating contest, Nickelodeon’s Nick-or-Treat Sweepstakes, Bad Christmas sweater 2007, design awards. In between winning things she attended the University of Oregon where in her spare time she learned to say every Panda Express entree in Spanish. Then she worked in advertising for 8 years.

What Is She Doing Now?

Right now she’s reading the book “Science is Culture”, eating Almond Dream Praline Crunch faux ice cream, working on ways to make her hair bump larger than a teenager from Long Island, and taking programming at Flatiron School in NY.